Anonymous asked: “Im parked in the fire lane make sure i dont get towed” Me, dialing the tow company: yeah sure no problem :))))))) Her, later: wHeRe Is My CaR?!?! Me: gee i wonder where it couldve went!
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I remember watching a video where they posited that our base 10 numerical system was determined by the fact we have ten fingers. So what if another species has 12 fingers? What if they have 37 fingers?
This gives me the same kind of headache as thinking about how others see colours.
The base 10 number system isn’t even universal on EARTH so it sure as HELL won’t be universal elsewhere
cliche? yes. the most important thing i’ve learned about anything? also yes
[id: a comic featuring a purple crow who says “Failures are essential. Failures take effort. Failures show you what (not) to do. Only failures can bring you to success.” end id.]
